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Alabama car dealership offers free shotgun, bible, and American flag to customers
If anyone’s in the market now is the time!
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![]() 06/26/2019 at 08:35 |
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*American flag made in China
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Or you can get the liberal version. A new Prius that comes with a Koran, same sex partner and universal health care.
But seriously, Alabama is like a parody of itself.
![]() 06/26/2019 at 08:50 |
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I’m going there to buy a car built in Mexico.
![]() 06/26/2019 at 08:58 |
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And I’d bet the shotgun was made in Turkey
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I’d bet $100 he’s never read the Bible.
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Legitimately surprised that flag's not Confederate.
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*"Made in Taiwan" now to avoid tariffs
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I bet you he's only read "the important parts"
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You don’t read the bible silly, you simply invoke it to justify your own unsubstantiated opinions
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tbh, I'm ok with this.
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It’s like a new immigrant’s welcome package, crippling debt included.
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Shocking from such an evolved first world locale like Alabama.
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Ford dealer in small-town northern Michigan offered a free chainsaw with a truck purchase. This out does it somehow
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I don’t even know where Chatom is.
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What? No gun rack?
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Most of the Bible is a dry read tbh
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True lol
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+10&version=MSG
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Only if it is a coloring book bible. Otherwise no deal
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That’s why you need this:
The Holy Bible: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness
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That’s on the other side of the truck
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W hat about the hell fire and damnation parts? They had me on the edge of my seat!
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No KKK hood and NRA membership included? Pffft.