Good Morning 'Merica

Kinja'd!!! "Speed" (raggedrides)
06/26/2019 at 08:27 • Filed to: None

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Alabama car dealership offers free shotgun, bible, and American flag to customers

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If anyone’s in the market now is the time!

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Speed
06/26/2019 at 08:35

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*American flag made in China


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Speed
06/26/2019 at 08:43

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Or you can get the liberal version. A new Prius that comes with a Koran, same sex partner and universal health care.

But seriously, Alabama is like a parody of itself.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Speed
06/26/2019 at 08:50

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I’m going there to buy a car built in Mexico.


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > E90M3
06/26/2019 at 08:58

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And I’d bet the shotgun was made in Turkey


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Speed
06/26/2019 at 09:08

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I’d bet $100 he’s never read the Bible.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Speed
06/26/2019 at 09:10

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Legitimately surprised that flag's not Confederate.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > E90M3
06/26/2019 at 09:12

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*"Made in Taiwan" now to avoid tariffs


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
06/26/2019 at 09:13

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I bet you he's only read "the important parts"


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
06/26/2019 at 09:18

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You don’t read the bible silly, you simply invoke it to justify your own unsubstantiated  opinions 


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Speed
06/26/2019 at 09:21

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tbh, I'm ok with this.


Kinja'd!!! This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Speed
06/26/2019 at 09:31

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It’s like a new immigrant’s welcome package, crippling debt included.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Speed
06/26/2019 at 09:37

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Shocking from such an evolved first world locale like Alabama. 


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > Speed
06/26/2019 at 09:42

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Ford dealer in small-town northern Michigan offered a free chainsaw with a truck purchase. This out does it somehow


Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Speed
06/26/2019 at 09:56

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I don’t even know where Chatom is.


Kinja'd!!! merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Speed
06/26/2019 at 09:59

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What? No gun rack?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
06/26/2019 at 10:03

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Most of the Bible is a dry read tbh


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > For Sweden
06/26/2019 at 10:11

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True lol

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+10&version=MSG


Kinja'd!!! NYankee1927 > Speed
06/26/2019 at 10:13

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Only if it is a coloring book bible. Otherwise no deal


Kinja'd!!! facw > For Sweden
06/26/2019 at 10:43

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That’s why you need this:

The Holy Bible: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Tekamul
06/26/2019 at 10:44

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That’s on the other side of the truck


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > For Sweden
06/26/2019 at 11:05

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W hat about the hell fire and damnation parts?  They had me on the edge of my seat!


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Speed
06/26/2019 at 14:06

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No KKK hood and NRA membership included? Pffft.